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1/30/2015 4:40:19 PM
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Day 1: Xur had no heavy ammo synths this week, ah well. I'll run by the gunsmith and pick up a few.
Day 8: I can't wait until tomorrow, I haven't shot a rocket all day. I'm getting kind of antsy.
Day 9: Xur still has not ammo synths, I'm going to have to do some glimmer farming and grab a few from the gunsmith.
Day 11: I am now making dakka-dakka noise as I fire into the hordes of Crota's thralls. I'm nearly out and I need to conserve,
Day 16: My fire team is out of rockets. We've been stuck down in the World Wound for the last 6 days, attempting to destroy Crota. Things are not going well.
Day 25: It has been 2 weeks since my heavy ammo has run out. I dismantled my Super Good Advice and reassembled the shell around Doctor Nope. So far my fire team has not suspected anything with the exception of our other hunter. I had to convince him I had made modifications to SGA.
Day 28: The entire team is now just making explosion noises while sitting around a large rock. The three warlocks are in the corner, trying to figure out how to launch left-over Ascendant material at the enemy. The titan keeps popping his defensive bubble, punching the air, and then quietly crying in the corner.
Day 30: There is no longer any hope. I am the last one here. The rest of my fire team, save the titan, have thrown themselves upon Crota's blade. My stalwart friend said he would go for help. but I know there is no help. He will never make it out alive. I have heard the rumors filtering down from Earth. Xur has shown himself empty handed. No one will make it to the center of the moon again. I am alone.
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Gaming's best 6/10
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Awesome post
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Cool story bro
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Best. Post. Ever.
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Day 40: I have managed to find a way you get ammo out of nothing. By merely shooting off all my ammo and killing a couple hive with my... Oh god! Have ammo!!!!! I make it rain on Ya whoop whoop!!!
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I literally lost it when I read day 11. Had to stop and take a breath because it was that hilarious. I struggled to read the rest as each day was non stop laughter. You sir have just made my night with this post!!
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Bump. So great.
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Lol this is too good
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Lol!!!
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Bump. Its just too good.
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Bump, awesome read! Great job!
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This is, what I imagine, happened to Eris. That's why she charges such outrageous rates for synth, it's hard for her to let go of them haha
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Copy pasted this so I can read it again whenever I want.
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Where's my grimoire card for reading this?!?!
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This was awesome
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Oh man that was a great read. Kinda like a war diary.
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Bumb. Very enjoyable.
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great post!!
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Gratz!
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This is great.
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This is probably the funniest thing I've read on this forum! Great post and to bad it's the truth! I need my purple boxes xur!
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This reminds me of a Sixx AM song.
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This is amazing. I want to frame this entire thread in my room
