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1/16/2015 1:03:02 PM
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I got a blowjob last night, I put in work for it. I spent time talking to girls and pretending like I'm a descent guy. I love blowjobs, they are the best.
A buddy goes to the local street corner and pays 20 bucks to get himself a blowjob.. do I hate him for this? For paying for something that I worked so hard to get? No, because I'm not a tool and I know how good blowjobs are and I want everyone to get a blowjob.... even girls
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Hahha!
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Exactly. It ain't fun unless the homies can have some.
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^respect^
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I wouldn't put it like that, doesn't make any sense using Destiny RNG logic. It should go along like... You got a blowjob last night. You could have put work in, but work wasn't necessary. She gives blowjobs to anyone and everyone next to her for free, because she likes to give blowjobs randomly and without notice or reason. Sometimes she gives the best blowjobs, more often than not though, it's just depressing. A buddy goes to the local street corner for weeks, looking and waiting for the perfect opportunity. He's put in hours to make money for this moment, and she finally appeared. The woman that gives the best blowjobs around is on the corner this weekend, so he used his hard earned cash to pay for a blowjob. He was happy, and he was not disappointed.
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Move over great philosophers of the past there is a new king in town
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10/10
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This post is life
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My day.... Just got better!! Thank you OP for the analogy!!
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Well said
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Rafiki, I luv U
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Rafiki Luvs U too
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But at the end of the day you know yours was better because you didn't have to spend 20 bucks for it. Just the same as I didn't spend any coins for my IB. ;)
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You have to meet a girl, wine and dine her for god knows how long and then she just might give you a blow job. All that time and money spent to end up with the same result? It's a lot easier and cheaper to just spend the $20 and be done.
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But if I could have I would have
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Hahahahaha well done
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You win the internet
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I don't get it
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Neither do I, but I'm married.
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Oh no...
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Oh.........
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I love that analogy
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Excellent analogy! This really made me laugh.
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