Yo mamma so fat the Hive took a piece of her instead of the Traveler's Yo mamma so fat she can complete the Dark Garden mission just by sitting in front of the Portal Yo mamma so fat getting around her is an exotic bounty Yo mamma so fat she needs to use a ship as a Sparrow Yo mamma so ugly she didn't get the pumpkin heads, coz Bungie though she was already using a scary mask Yo mamma so ugly when Phogoth saw her he asked "mommy?" Yo mamma so ugly Goblins blow their own heads so they don't need to see her Yo mamma so ugly Crota is comin' back to propose her Yo mamma so old she's considered a Golden Age relic Yo mamma so old [i]she[/i] needed to revive her Ghost Yo mamma so old she appears in a grimoire card Yo mamma so old she was on Destiny's poster in Halo 3: ODST