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Edited by FlailWail:
11/10/2014 7:51:17 PM
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Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
I'll start:
1. Yo mama so fat her appearance is a public event.
2. Yo mama so fat she couldn't collect her engrams from the loot cave.
3. Yo mama so fat when she visits the Tower, she spawns in the hangar.
4. Yo mama so fat Gorgons spot her at the start of the raid.
5. Yo mama so fat when she rides Timebreaker, it explodes immediately.
6. Yo mama so dumb she doesn't gain experience from anything.
7. Yo mama so dumb her Super Good Advice is just Advice.
8. Yo mama so dumb even the collective Vex Minds couldn't educate her.
9. Yo mama so dumb her Intellect is zero, always.
10. Yo mama so dumb she activates her Super just to be normal.
11. Yo mama so ugly she's error code: baboon.
12. Yo mama so ugly seeker rounds fail to seek her.
13. Yo mama so ugly even Xyor the Unwed wouldn't wed her.
14. Yo mama so ugly Bungie let her keep Jackolytes year-round.
15. Yo mama so ugly Atheon voluntarily jumps off the ledge.
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#Destiny
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Yo mama is so old, she was friends with Aurash
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Yo mama so fat she sliped on a banana peel and caused the colapse
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1 Replyyo mama is so fat it takes 10 shaders to cover her entire body
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Yo mama so fat her sparrow is a ship
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Yo mama so fat she was immune to the Dreadnaught super weapon
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Write some for Year 2!
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat she uses the traveler as an anal bead
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1 ReplyYo mama so... ..nice, and she makes the best cookies ever you should invite me over again
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2 RepliesYo mama so fat, when she go's to the tower Lord Shaxx says "You're crushing them".
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Yo mama so fat even oryx couldn't take her.
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Edited by genaro09: 10/6/2015 3:52:43 AMYo Mama so fat, she turned the grave robber into a grave digger
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Yo mama so fat, she uses the Helmouth as her bathtub.
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Yo momma so manipulative she made Dreg break his Promise. Yo momma so weak her strength is negative. Yo momma so lonely The Stranger is her closest friend. Yo momma so wild the Lord of Wolves was named in her honor.
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Yo mama walked into a room once. All the Thorns caught fire.
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Yo momma so fat when she put on chatterwhite she became the traveler.
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Your mom so fat she sure took her time on this app typing sadly. [spoiler]she forgot her finger were to big[/spoiler]
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You mama so fat, she activate all the sync plates
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Yo momma so fat, people thought she was a new planet.
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1 ReplyI have two that I can think of and I made up. Yo mama so fat, bungie asked if they could use her for a crucible map. Yo mama so ugly the thorns devour perk didn't affect her. :D
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16 RepliesEdited by Ayian: 11/14/2014 9:50:52 AMI took the liberty of reading the comments below this one and put the best yo momma jokes in one comment [b]My Yo momma jokes:[/b] Yo momma is so ugly that when she spreads her legs her ghost screams, "You've woken the hive!" Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she became her own planet. Yo momma is so fat that you need both expansions to take a peek at her fingernail. Yo momma is so fat that a titan's ward of dawn only covers a portion of her left toe. [b]Added More:[/b] Yo momma is so fat that when she goes into pvp everyone's radar lights up in all directions. [b]Best Yo Momma jokes from the people below:[/b] 1. Yo mama so dumb she tried to feed her sparrow bird seed. 2. Yo momma's so fat she takes up all three spots in the strike roster 3. Your mama so fat, her ghost is the traveller 4. Yo momma's so fat she takes up all 6 slots in the raid roster 5. Yo mama so ugly she is Dead Orbit's main motive for leaving Earth. 6. Yo mama so dumb she tried to use Universal Remote to change TV channels. 7. Yo momma so fat even Atheon cant teleport her. 8. Yo mamma so fat, when she wears chatter white people think she's the traveler. 9. Yo momma is so fat, she spawns in the hangar. 10. Yo mama cankle is so thick that taking her shoe off is considered completion of an exotic bounty. 11. Your mother is so dumb, the Exo Stranger had to take time to explain why she didnt have time to explain. 12. Yo Mama's so poor, she brings food stamps to the cryptarch. [b]Added More:[/b] 13. Yo momma so ugly even the darkness won't claim her. 14. Yo momma so fat the raid jumping stones won't spawn for her. 15. Yo momma is so dumb even Plan C didn't work. 16. Yo momma is so fat, "the darkness" is actually just her shadow. [b]Added More:[/b] 17. Yo mama's so dumb she bought tickets to xbox live 18. Yo momma so ugly when she went to the summoning pits she came out with a job application. 19. Yo momma so fat she can't get past level 20. Because she stays away from anything with LIGHT on it. 20. Your mama so fat, for Halloween she dressed up as Sepiks Prime. 21. Yo momma so fat, when she dies in the crucible, you get a multi kill.
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Yo mama is so ugly that light switch should never be used
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Yo mama is so ugly that light switch should never be used
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Yo mama is so ugly that light switch is never used
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Yo mama so fat,she uses a Ketch as her sparrow.
