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originally posted in: Destiny Yo Mama Jokes
Edited by ShockNawe: 11/11/2014 6:31:33 PM
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Your mama's so fat she needs two ghosts to come back to life. Your mama's so dumb she brings her engrams to the speaker. Your mama's so ugly she made Phogoth cry. Your mama's so annoying Atheon helps us push her off the ledge. Your mama's so ugly supplicants avoid her. Your mama's so fat we had to leave her outside the vault. Your mama's so ugly the Traveler woke up and said "DAMN THATS AN UGLY BITCH" and immediately died again. Your mama's so dumb the Cryptarch still gives her greens for purples. Your mama is so fat she makes the gravity on the moon the same as earth. Your mama is so fat, there's no content in the reef cause she ate it all. Your mama is so dumb she popped her own bubble. Your mama is so dumb all her weapon slots are chatterwhite.
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