Yo mama so ugly Aksor decided to stay in his Cell. Yo mama so ugly even Hive Seeders won't seed her. Yo mama so ugly she is Dead Orbit's main motive for leaving Earth. Yo mama so fat she eats Engrams like Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses the Flaming Iron Banner behind Lord Saladin as a plate. Yo mama so dumb she tried to use Universal Remote to change TV channels. Yo mama so fat she needs an Imperial Land Tank to move. Yo mama so fat she can't even fit in the Twilight Gap. Yo mama so fat she uses Hellmouth as a toilet. Yo mama so fat she can sit on the Left, Mid, and Right sync plates all at once. Yo mama so MLG she goes Unbroken with Bad Juju. I'm proud of these. Edit: slight grammar fix