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7/15/2019 10:06:19 PM
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Mystery Physics Lawsuit
[i]So, you're me, soloing some nightfalls for fusion rifle kills because hell, why not get a pinnacle weapon. Things are fine, you're dying to reset enemy spawns and everything, tearing a swathe of destruction over and over. Then you make contact with the top of the wall you just jumped
Everything changes
You're going backwards
You don't know why
You try to jump to correct but your jump didn't reset on the giant angled ledge you just touched
You're falling
Falling........[/i]
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with chronic depression, crippling disbelief, or bouts of rage rivaled only by steroid users punching their girlfriends you could be entitled to [b]emotional compensation[/b]. These conditions are a rare cancer linked to [b]bullshit physics exposure[/b]. Exposure to bullshit physics in strikes, crucible, raids, or the material gathering industry [b]may have put you at risk[/b]. Please don't wait. Call for a [b]free[/b] legal consultation and emotional information packet
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This was brilliant. Can the class action be expanded to include the mystery physics associated with eye blasts, and shield bashes, that make you instantly weightless and frictionless, until you hit a wall, or rock, or generally any solid object, at which point mystery physics goes away and you die from the deceleration associated with achieving light speed instantaneously.
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7 RepliesSteps on stair wrong. [i]Killed by the Architects[/i]
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3 RepliesAnd here we have our defendant! *a single Taken Phalanx walks in*
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Can jump traverse large caverns... can't run up a set of stairs *killed by architect*
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Jump two feet or fall two feet onto a crack, [i][u]a crack[/u][/i] in the floor or round groove crack DEAD!
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Yeah. I just ran the ascendant challenge yesterday. I wanted to break [i]everything[/i].
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Uhhhh stepping off a rock. Guardian down.... Wth just happened?
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2 RepliesBungie logic: you may have broken your pinky toe on that landing, so you must die!
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Was doing some Tier 3 Reckoning the other day, we already had a Well of Radience so I opted for top tree Nova Bomb while running Tractor Cannon to instant kill the bosses on the bridge encounter. We get to the second checkpoint and I hit the boss with my Tractor Cannon and jump up to Nova Bomb, I killed the boss, but the Ogre got the infamous stomp off. I literally flew all the way out to the end of the bridge, past the portal for the 3rd encounter and almost into the wall of the big triangle thing. Do you think I set some kind of record or nah?
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when your special jump gets activated instead of your normal jump so you either slowly glide to your death or just straight up plummet.
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*can't walk up stairs without jumping* *casually strides over guardrail, without jumping* *plummets 200 meters into a ravine and lives* * grazes a wall, dies*
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1 ReplyEdited by DownyKitten: 7/16/2019 10:21:00 PMThis is fallout from the "Go fast" update way forever ago. This isnt likely to change unless they do a Go Slow update because their physics engine is garbage. If D3 were still a thing, we may have looked forward to a more modern Unreal engine. Alas... Activision took that promise with them. If you're curious about the Playstation 3 Halo: Reach engine we've been playing on for 10 years.... [url=https://www.giantbomb.com/forums/destiny-2-721165/destinys-engine-1810867][/url]
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*Phys-X
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Symptoms may include your field of view being reduced. Which increases the likelihood of secondary injury. Should you experience a reduced field of view please close your eyes and pray, because you might as well give up otherwise.
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Jokes about cancer are always enjoyable. Said no one ever!
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I’m filing a lawsuit against physics
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I dunno man, I once swung my sentinel shield at a boss, he didn’t even stomp and was flung across the map
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Was playing as my hunter, stepped on a crack and broke my own back
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I solo'd the insight terminus step for Black Armory again (because I made a new character to test something; long story). So you know that part right before the boss where you jump down the long concrete pipe? Yeah, for whatever reason, the cliff you're supposed to land on? It. Wasn't. There. Jumped right to my death. And since that specific step has Extinguish on...
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8 RepliesI kind of like the ridiculous physics of boss stomps, Ogre Eye Blasts, and bouncing off the wall like a rubber ball for barely touching it during jumping puzzles.
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I was exposed to some BS in Gambit earlier. My initial spawn at the start of the game was off the map. Needless to say I screamed a bit and my friend laughed his ass off as I slowly fell because -blam!- warlock "jumps". ~w~
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Wouldn't call it falling, more like floating with style. Also jumping off a a ledge is more like bouncing off of it.
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Reported
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Beautifully done
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Edited by Izzi: 7/15/2019 11:46:22 PMI too, have been exposed to mystery physics. You are not alone...
