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3/19/2019 2:15:40 AM
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Chuck Norris

Haven’t seen one of there around so here this is. Post your Chuck Norris jokes below. Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he stares at it until it cries. Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong phone number, you answer the wrong phone. I heard cats have chuck like reflexes.
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    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water.... and make it drink! Underneath Chuck Norris' beard lies another fist! There was no "big bang", that was the first time Chuck Norris ever did a roundhouse! One punch from Chuck Norris is so powerful, it can cause the galaxies to move away from each other. If a nuclear launch ever happens, do not hide in a bunker, hide in Chuck Norris' beard!

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