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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water.... and make it drink!
Underneath Chuck Norris' beard lies another fist!
There was no "big bang", that was the first time Chuck Norris ever did a roundhouse!
One punch from Chuck Norris is so powerful, it can cause the galaxies to move away from each other.
If a nuclear launch ever happens, do not hide in a bunker, hide in Chuck Norris' beard!
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[quote]Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water.... and make it drink! Underneath Chuck Norris' beard lies another fist! There was no "big bang", that was the first time Chuck Norris ever did a roundhouse! One punch from Chuck Norris is so powerful, it can cause the galaxies to move away from each other. If a nuclear launch ever happens, do not hide in a bunker, hide in Chuck Norris' beard![/quote] When chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Lightning doesnt strike twice because chuck Norris is looking for it. Chuck Norris was bit by a cobra once. And after five days of agonizing pain, [spoiler]the cobra died[/spoiler] Chuck Norris once killed thirty terrorists with a single magazine. Then he started firing.
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever. The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist. [u]Finally, just for you ECCHO:[/u] [i]Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris does![/i]
