Excuse me, Tower Corp Employees? Everyone? A minute please? I've got good news and [u]more[/u] good news. The good news is that we will be doubling your hourly salary! As of now you're all going up by ten bucks an hour! Congratulation, people - you've earned it. The [u]more[/u] good news is that HR has come up with a way to incentivise you to greatness. If you're not yet a top 1% executive, you're going to be penalized ten bucks an hour. I think we can all of us, regular employee and top 1% executive, can appreciate the amazing boost this will give to our competitiveness. Go out there and get 'em, Guardians.