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2/14/2019 5:55:20 AM
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If Destiny was a girl, she would be singing: “Thank you...next, I’m so grateful for my Ex.” Lol Destiny will never Netflix and Chill, she’s a big tease. She’ll make you drive 100miles to hang out only to close the door on you at the end of the night and not invite you inside for a “drink” or “coffee”. If you think that getting to fourth base was a possibility, player...you are not getting a happy ending. No breakfast in bed. No walk of shame, it’s just gonna be the walk to your car without the shame. Think: Long cold shower. If Destiny had another name...it would be Maryjane, cause player, she knows you are hooked, and even if you left—You’ll beee baaaaccckkk.
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