One of my elementary classmates had a cockatoo.
That bird was a psycho.
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Birds in general are assholes.
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I had a pet crow once. I rescued him after he fell out of his nest as a chick and expected him to fly away when he was old enough just like the other ones I had rescued. He could fly but not well enough to get enough lift to fly over our back yard wall. He ended up being a pet. He was smart, playful and lovable.
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Maybe it's just tropical birds, but my experience with them is they usually find one person they like and suck up to them (with occasional outbursts of being a little shit), and are complete assholes to everyone else.