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Its a dick or 2
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Feathered, screaming, psychotic death machines
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Ever been chased by one while it craws at you... indoors? It's -blam!-ing terrifying.
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Come to outback Australia and you'll have to deal with huge flocks of the spastic maniacs going crazy and wrecking everything they touch
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It's a cock that goes "toot".
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I'm pretty sure it's a gay bar in gtaV
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Freaky little birds that'll only cuddle if it wants to
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They're giant feather pillows of death
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birds, related closely to parots
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Every god damn morning
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[b] [/b]
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They are gods reincarnation.
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I hate birds... But these shits are just amazing.
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[b] [/b]
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Resisting urge to make joke about male ballerinas... resisting...
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The most ADHD animal to ever exist. Awesome pets, love birds, but they are always cracked out.
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Demons
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The Donald Trump of the bird world Loud and obnoxious
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My family has one. I hate the damn thing.
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One of my elementary classmates had a cockatoo. That bird was a psycho.
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Why haven't I come on Offtopic sooner? These posts are amazing.
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I love cockatoos. :) hilarious
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As someone who lives with these kinda of birds, I now know why we don't let them out of the cages.
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Cockatoos? More like rockatoos.
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Edited by Lance: 10/25/2016 3:48:45 PMhttp://m.imgur.com/rqgUrcL?r
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I can't...