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Edited by An Engram Full Of Bees:
11/27/2015 3:04:37 AM
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Kindergarten at the Tower.
I was thinking about what a normal day in a kindergarten at the Tower would be like.
[b]Gunslinger kid[/b] shoots a hole in a Warlock's teddy bear.
[b]Striker girl[/b] killing ants with her Fist of Havoc outside.
[b]Voidwalker girl[/b] is throwing tiny Nova Bombs in the Teacher's coffee.
[b]Bladedancer kid[/b] turning invisible and walking into the girl's bathroom.
[b]Defender[/b] is just sitting in his Ward of Dawn picking his nose.
[b]Sunsinger boy[/b] can't stop lighting things on fire.
[b]Nightstalker kid[/b] throwing smoke bombs around the class room.
[b]Stormcaller girl[/b] is turning the lights off and on with her electricity.
[b]Sunbreaker[/b] hitting himself in the head with his Hammer.
Since we've been trending for two days now, I decided to make this into a short little series. The guardians above will be the characters I'll use throughout their Kindergarten and Highschool years. If you have any ideas for the teachers or staff (Principle, Janitor, etc.) feel free to put them in the comments below!
For all other Tower School/Tower High posts, check em out right here:
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/176176926/0/0]Tower High Overview[/url]
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2 RepliesI'm curious about the tag "mommywheresmycontroller" and how it came to be.
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Calling us sunbreakers stupid?
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2 RepliesEdited by Splashback77: 3/12/2016 6:01:50 PMHa ha This is hilarious. I can imagine characters from my fan fiction (Triple Threat Titans) as kindergarteners: Mark-54: Always stuck with Blake in the time-out corner... For shooting teddy bears. A SunBro. Prankster extreme. Miranda Quillis: Never shied from sharing, caring, or being polite. Will occasionally pop a bubble to spare a teddy bear from Mark's Golden Gun. Blake: Can never control his actions. Permanent resident of the time-out corner. Sets stuff on Fire. Always has an eye for bad**ses. Extremely salty. Accidentally on Purpose Funny Try-hard. When in time-out he has a habit of hitting himself in the head with the hammer of Sol. Also a SunBro. Kyra: Energetic and competitive. Always crying when Mark shoots her Teddy bear. Unless Miranda spares her. Then she is thankful and nice. Split personality: Try-hard Kyra, Funny Kyra, Tattle-Tale-Crier Kyra, or P.O.ed Kyra. In a mainly 3rd grade clan of Solar users called the SunBros. Only thing she shares are fusion grenades- "A grenade for you. A grednade for especially you, Mark. You dirty little exo." Chase: Tends to pick up a few friendly tips from Miranda. Generally nice, just don't make him angry. JJ: Kind. Makes anyone sad smile. Always has some sort of joke. Friendly warning: Don't mess with him. He can be competitive when he wants to be. Sarah: Nerdy, but competitive. She shares some qualities with her twin, Mia. (Like her wild side.) Known for her positive and can-do attitude. Curious and often messes around with the lights. Another person you don't want to mess with, unless you want to get electrocuted. Cody: Mark's best friend. Follows the rules. But you get two sides of Cody- passive Cody, or Assertive Cody: "Fist of Havoc!" Mia: Absolutely wild. Always late to class. Smoke bombs all over the place. Nerdy is the sole quality she takes from Sarah. "More like Fist of Panic."
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1 ReplyShit got real when Solis' hammers OPness made him kind of part brain dead, hence why hes the second dumbest,
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3 RepliesThe speaker- principal shaxx- P.E. coach master rahool- janitor eris- the crazy science teacher everyone thinks is crazy holliday- the mechanic cayde- the cool teacher everyone loves ikora- the math teacher zavala- social studies teacher gunsmith- the friendly neighborhood drug dealer cafeteria should be by the jukebox FWC- cafeteria lady dead oribit- that one emo teenager New Monarchy- english teacher
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1 ReplyOh god 666 bumps or comments *cant tell on phone* Ill fix that
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Titans sound like the dumb fat kids.
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1 ReplyNecro
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Seems pretty accurate lmao
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19 RepliesOh shit, Variks would be the gym coach. "Round One, dodgeball students. Yeeeesssss. Dodge the rubber orbs, or be destroyed, your choice.
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43 RepliesEdited by Nixie: 11/27/2015 4:24:18 AMCrota: The bully that brought a toy knife to school, but got hurt when another kid hit him with it. Oryx: The angry dad that comes to the school and abducts kids. Skolas: The bully that tries to unite a the bullies. Atheon: The silent kid that you expect to grow into a serial killer. Taniks: The homeless kid that gets beaten up every day. Valus: The kid that always wins king of the hill. Omnigul: The girl that Crota has a crush on. The Queen: The popular girl that everyone has a crush on. Rahool: The teacher that always gives failing grades. Xur: The drug dealer. Cayde: The teacher that doesn't give a shit and has fun with the class every day. Ikora: The teacher that emphasizes the importance of knawledge. Zavala: The AP Shaxx: The P.E. teacher. Variks: The teacher that oversees detention. Eva: That awesome art teacher. The Speaker: The principal. Sweeper Bot: The janitor that is actually a ninja on the side. Eris: The crazy religious teacher that is always relates every topic to Satan. Amanda: The bus driver (Thanks WLT30) Arach Jalaal: That one emo kid (Thanks Slade Wilson) Lakshimi: The kid obsessed with time travel. Hideo: The kid that grows up to be an assassin. The Gunsmith: The kid that sells knockoff toys, made in China. Edit: Damn! More than 40 likes. I was not expecting this.
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2 RepliesA lil Titan sitting in a sunspot where the rug used to be
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7 RepliesEris Morn is the mean and weird History teacher, Ikora Rey is the Homeroom teacher in charge of recess, Cayde-6 reads to the kids during story time, Commander Zavala is in charge of Math and Etiquette, the sweeper bots are janitors who constantly get pranked on, Mara Sov is the school nurse that everyone runs to, and the Speaker is the school principal whose speeches puts everyone (including other faculty) to sleep. If this is a thing, someone has to bring Lord Shaxx and Lord Saladin for "show and tell" day. Always a good time when parents try to one-up each other!
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2 RepliesGhosts flying around passing notes, "Will you be my guardian" 0-yes 0-no...
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Speaker as the priapal
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Everyones forgetting The Stranger! She would be that foreign teacher so put off by these little brats she doesnt want to give her all. "Teacher, why do preying mantis girls eat the boys?" "Uuuuuugh! I literally don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain! Ok, next assignment! Read chapters 11 - 13 and write a 3 page essay on it's significance by the end of class... Quickly children, the hour ends in 35 minutes! I won't tolerate any late work! And it better not be full of fluff. This is no time for pretty speeches." "But teacher, this is 7th grade!" "Don't give me that. I did it when I was in 5th grade!" <whispers> "What country was she from again?"
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Lol! Ikora Rey as the librarian.
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14 RepliesEdited by CascadeRanger: 1/15/2016 6:04:02 AMFor High School the Vanguard are the teachers. Mr. Zavala - Math and Craftworks teacher. "[i]To understand your enemy, we will be replicating Phalanx's shields and analyzing its weak points.[/i] Mr-6 (Cayde) the cool Science and Physics teacher. "[i]Alright Guadians, who wants to learn and who wants to detonate some home made Flux grenades?[/i] Ms. Rey the boring/crazy strict Literature and History teacher. "[i]Eyes up Guardian, I'll be expecting your five page report on the battle of Twilight Gap.[/i]" Mr. Shaxx the drill sergeant of a P.E. teacher. "[i]YOU WANT SALADIN TO COACH?! YOU THINK I CARE?! GET BACK OUT THERE AND DO YOUR LAPS!![/i] Principal Speaker the er... um... well Principal "[i]I could tell you what your child did...[/i]"
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1 ReplyArach jallal- goth high schooler who sits in the shadows and smokes pot with his reject friends
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2 RepliesEris is the Lunch Lady who when you ask for Nachoes or a Hamburger ignores you and dumps raisins on your tray
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I think the Queen is that teacher the guys get an adolecent crush on. Maybe she is a touch naughty and encourages it, or maybe she stoically tries to ignore it. Donno which.
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1 ReplyHow do I follow tags on the mobile app? This is 2 great
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Sunbreaker? Thats what they all do in crucible and it's effective. Let him graduate early
