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11/24/2015 5:27:56 AM
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Eris Morn is the mean and weird History teacher, Ikora Rey is the Homeroom teacher in charge of recess, Cayde-6 reads to the kids during story time, Commander Zavala is in charge of Math and Etiquette, the sweeper bots are janitors who constantly get pranked on, Mara Sov is the school nurse that everyone runs to, and the Speaker is the school principal whose speeches puts everyone (including other faculty) to sleep.
If this is a thing, someone has to bring Lord Shaxx and Lord Saladin for "show and tell" day. Always a good time when parents try to one-up each other!
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It's been brought up, but Eva Lavante is most definitely the art teacher, Tess Everest is the dance teacher, and for the teenage years Amanda Holliday is the mechanic shop teacher.
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Shaxx and Saladin=gym coaches
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Variks is the gym coach
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All three would be the creepiest gym coaches around, especially the chain-smoking Variks. "Squat all way down to get best effect, yes?" -Variks Tell me that doesn't make your skin crawl. I know you read it in his voice.
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Then who would Variks be?
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Hmm...possibly the teacher that deals with detention?!?! Would make me be a good student, if staring at Variks for 6 hours on a Saturday was the alternative.
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Makes sense for him being a warden. "Dismantle Mines, YESSSSSS?"
