Soccer is unfair to football players, Pens are unfair to pencils, and Hot dogs are unfair to cheeseburgers. Traffic cones are unfair to traffic barrels. Pants are unfair to shirts. Cars are unfair to trucks. Staplers are unfair to paperclips. Bottles are unfair to cans. Carpet is unfair to hardwood. Urinals are unfair to toilets. Solid poop is unfair to diarrhea. Bombs are unfair to bullets. Helicopters are unfair to Airplanes. Water is unfair to land. Space is unfair to non-space. Stars are unfair to planets. Geometry is unfair to Algebra. Charis are unfair to tables. Floors are unfair to ceilings. Strength training is unfair to cardiovascular training. Lungs are unfair to Hearts. Did i miss anything?