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Edited by CaoticFox:
8/30/2015 3:28:40 AM
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Marriage made in The Last Array
Dear Bungie,
I would like to have my legal marriage where I met her. She was crouched alone in a dark corner ("regenning health") on the public part of this mission. I was on my 3rd character (Hand Cannon welding Warlock) #hatethisgun. Lol... long story... she was just sitting there, so I waved. She waved back. I asked if she needed help... she said "sure, I've been stuck here for the last hour... I keep dying." We joined a fire team together and we're promptly joined by one of her IRL friends who began bashing religion... I stood up for my Christianity and unbeknownst to me, gained the respect of the other guardian, and lost the company of the atheist. Since then we have been living together for 6 months (since February 06), and are soon to pursue a legal marriage. We want to be married where we met. Is there anyway you could help us out? Asside from laughing & thinking this is a joke (it isnt).
EDIT: we are already biblically married people.... just want to do the legalities this way. FYI conceived on our bibllical wedding night. SURPRISE!!! was our first time together.
PIC: http://imgur.com/Hp90wUs (so it DID happen LOL)
NOTE: I DONT CUT MY NAILS... JUST FILE THEM AFTER THEY NATURALLY BREAK.
-she bites hers-
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#Destiny
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13 RepliesEdited by Xûr Mixalot: 8/29/2015 7:37:10 PM*Variks walks your wife down the aisle, whilst Dregs poke and prod at an Organ, making a hideous excuse for music* Archon Priest: "Do you, Guardian, take this lovely female Guardian to be your happily wedded wife?" You: "I do." Archon Priest: "And do you, female Guardian, take this male Guardian to be your wonderful wedded husband?" Your wife: "I do." Archon Priest: "Psst, Variks, are you crying, bud?" Variks: "No..*sniffle*...Variks does not cry...Variks' eyes are leaking, yessss? *sniffle*" Archon Priest: You may kiss the bride." *you both look into each other's eyes, and moments before your lips touch...* [spoiler]A WARSAT enters the atmosphere and plummets towards your location at thousands of miles per hour, while Dinklebot says "Hold on...."[/spoiler]
