For me, after prom, she ditched me because "I wasn't mean enough"
Like wtf does that mean?!
What's your worst reason?
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I dumped a girl cuz she smoked some of weed without asking. I was black out drunk and didn't even remember doing it the next morning
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Cause I left to go to college 1500 miles away, it was probably better off cause we were young. I mean who knows it could have worked but it's better it didn't. Who doesn't want to bang chicks while at school?
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Probably the one that didn't give a reason.
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Well, I dumped my ex because she was too tall so I made an excuse and said "I need to take care of myself before I take care of someone else". Yeah, wasn't a good idea and I felt bad. Mostly regretted that.
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Edited by WreCkiTCoPo: 9/8/2015 3:23:41 PMA girl and I talked for a bit. I asked her one night if we could make it official or whatever. Girl said sure. Then a couple of hours later she went crazy about how I needed to re-do it and it wasn't romantic enough ( she was wanting as much effort as a proposal). I said Nope, I'm not playing that game, deuces. 4 months later I started dating another girl who I ended up marrying. Some girls are straight cray.
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My friend's gf left because he dated a girl before her. Lol
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For being annoying with Star Wars references
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Didn't have ghorn. 😢
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I was broke and couldnt buy her gifts all the time, and she said I had too much time to myself but I work and go to college pretty much 24/7 so what moments I had were with her or asleep which was not much
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I have never had a girlfriend, probably because: I have yellow teeth I am fat I have no personality I dont talk I am focused on video games I sometimes dont wipe I take showers monthly I dont clip my nails I dont cut my hair I dont deal drugs I only wear overalls I dont wear socks I can only juggle two balls (maybe go gay?) I cant get elite quickscopes on CoD I only watch DBZ... wait thats good. I correct graamer I carry a knife that has dull edges I only wear cargo shorts I dont have a pet And I have a smaller-than-average peewee herman
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tried weed. she broke up with me for it.
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I was "lazy" while working 40+ hours and trying to pay car bills. While she had no job.
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Wouldn't do her best friend while she watched..
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I have had only one gf sadly. My terrible experience with her turned me away from that sort of thing and over the years Mt social anxiety got worse. She dumped me because I was about to dump her... literally.
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I broke up with her that way she didn't feel responsible for my suicide.
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I wanted her to spend Xmas with me in steamboat snowboarding.
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I dumped on her
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I didn't pull out
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My wang was too massive and she couldn't handle it
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I didn't shave
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There was a much uglier, fatter, side bro that she secretly liked. Dude must have been packin a black hammer...
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Too nice... What the -blam!-
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I -blam!-ed her mom. No joke.
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Putting the tip in the A she got so mad
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She was cheating on me [spoiler]with JOHN CENA!!! *que intro song*[/spoiler]
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Because I wouldn't hit her in front of her ex :/