I have never had a girlfriend, probably because: I have yellow teeth I am fat I have no personality I dont talk I am focused on video games I sometimes dont wipe I take showers monthly I dont clip my nails I dont cut my hair I dont deal drugs I only wear overalls I dont wear socks I can only juggle two balls (maybe go gay?) I cant get elite quickscopes on CoD I only watch DBZ... wait thats good. I correct graamer I carry a knife that has dull edges I only wear cargo shorts I dont have a pet And I have a smaller-than-average peewee herman