I came close to having a relationship with this girl I liked in college, but the size of my gear stopped it quick. We hung out a lot, and we had lots in common (we could talk for hours on end). One night in December 2008, we were watching a movie in her dorm when we shared our first kiss. We started to fool around, but she stopped me; she said she had a condition that prevented her breasts from maturing past a 12 year old's. I told her it didn't matter and that I liked her for who she was. I then told her I had a condition that made my penis the size of a newborn baby. She said size didn't matter and that she liked me for who I was as well. We continued to fool around. When she took my pants off, she screamed in utter horror. I said I had already told her that it was the size of a newborn baby: 8 pounds and 20 inches long.