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6/30/2015 5:37:33 PM
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I came close to having a relationship with this girl I liked in college, but the size of my gear stopped it quick. We hung out a lot, and we had lots in common (we could talk for hours on end). One night in December 2008, we were watching a movie in her dorm when we shared our first kiss. We started to fool around, but she stopped me; she said she had a condition that prevented her breasts from maturing past a 12 year old's. I told her it didn't matter and that I liked her for who she was. I then told her I had a condition that made my penis the size of a newborn baby. She said size didn't matter and that she liked me for who I was as well. We continued to fool around.
When she took my pants off, she screamed in utter horror. I said I had already told her that it was the size of a newborn baby: 8 pounds and 20 inches long.
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Best joke I've ever heard lol 10/10
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You win. Get this man a cookie.
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Thank you kind sir.
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TopKek
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Ew lol
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8/8 m8
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This... This is amazing.
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Amazing.
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That was great.
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[quote]I came close to having a relationship with this girl I liked in college, but the size of my gear stopped it quick. We hung out a lot, and we had lots in common (we could talk for hours on end). One night in December 2008, we were watching a movie in her dorm when we shared our first kiss. We started to fool around, but she stopped me; she said she had a condition that prevented her breasts from maturing past a 12 year old's. I told her it didn't matter and that I liked her for who she was. I then told her I had a condition that made my penis the size of a newborn baby. She said size didn't matter and that she liked me for who I was as well. We continued to fool around. When she took my pants off, she screamed in utter horror. I said I had already told her that it was the size of a newborn baby: 8 pounds and 20 inches long.[/quote] Real men problems
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Edited by Cmdr Chaos: 7/1/2015 1:40:27 PMThat's a big -blam!-ing baby.
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R.I.P. grunt
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[i]What a twist![/i]
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nooooo uuuuuu
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You win the Internet.
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LAUGH MY MUTHER FUKIN ASS OFF KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
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Nice.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Haven't seen you in a while.
