So, there was this bus, this big charter bus full of The World's Ugliest People (a guess it was a convention). The bus got into a horrible car accident, and everyone on board died. When they arrive at Heaven, God just felt so sorry for these truly put upon people. So he decided he would do something special, and told everyone he would grant them one wish before they walk through the Pearly Gates. So all the people lined up and started to think of their wish. The first person finally decides and ateps up to God saying, "I wish I was incredibly beautiful." Bam. He's a -blam!-ing knockout, and walks into Heaven happy as a clam. Next person steps up and says "I want to be drop dead gorgeous!" Bam, she's a 12 out of 10. So it keeps on going like this, people wanting to look great, finally getting their reward for being so dammed ugly all their lives. But, about halfway down the line, the guy at the very end starts giggling out loud, trying but failing to stifle the laughter. As the line gets shorter everyone wiahing for great beauty, his laughter keeps growing and growing, until he is laughing so hard he can't stand and can barely breath. When it is finally his turn, he takes a full minute to recover and gather his composure. Finally ready, he puts on his best poker face, stares God right in the eye and says "Make them all ugly again."