So a hunter,a warlock and a Titan walk into a bar in the tower.
Hunter- hey can I have some rum and red bull please.
Robot Bar tender- sorry were all out but you know what you can have an apple that taste like rum and red bull.
Hunter- what? That's impossible an apple can't taste like rum and red bull!
(Bar tender hands apple over to hunter)
Robot Bar tender- we'll try it
Hunter- well why not?(takes a bite)
Robot Bar tender- what do you think?
Hunter- omg this taste exactly like rum how did you do this?
Robot Bar tender-now turn it around.
Hunter-Omg that taste just like red bull! Hold on I want to show my friend this.
(Hunter comes back with a warlock)
Hunter- man you gotta try one of his apples it taste like anything you want.
Warlock- ok can I get an apple that taste like some good old gin and tonic?
Robot Bar tender- no problem
(Hands apple to warlock)
Warlock- wow this is great It taste just like gin.
Robot Bar tender- now turn it around.
Warlock-wow that's the tonic! You know what I gotta show my friend this.
(Warlock grabs his Titan friend)
Titan-so I heard that you have apples that taste like anything I want. Is that true?
Robot Bar tender- sure is.
Titan- we'll in that case can I have an apple that taste like a vagina?
Robot Bar tender- you sure can.
(Titan takes apple an takes a bite)
Titan-eww wtf this taste like S H I T!
Robot Bar tender- try turning it around.
Ba dum tiss
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