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Funniest joke wins a redbull code. Go!!
Ive got 10 codes here. Whoever says the funniest joke will get one. I might even pick 2 winners. :D keep it classy guys!
Edit: The codes are redeemable but not useable just yet.
Edit: I will announce the winner(s?) tonight at around 8. Be on the look out!
[b]The winner issss.......[/b]
[b]xblazingpheonix[/b] congrats!!!
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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? [spoiler]the ones at the bottom are still alive[/spoiler] What's worse than that? [spoiler]they're eating their way to the top[/spoiler] What's worse than that? [spoiler]they went back for seconds[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did Deej cross the road?[spoiler]his dick was stuck in a chicken[/spoiler]
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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]Because they're so darn stupid[/spoiler]
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Test Question #1: Bob has 36 candy bars. He eats 29. What does Bob have now? Test Taker: Bob has diabetes.
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Why are titans eyes always open? [spoiler]Cause they cant blink![/spoiler]
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I had a nosebleed on the toilet im a a guy so my moms still trying to figure this one out[spoiler]#surpriseperiod[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? - - - - - Only one, but it takes 20 episodes and Krillin dies. ;)
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?[spoiler]my zipper[/spoiler] [spoiler] (; [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesHow many destiny players does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]100, 1 to change the lightbulb and 99 to complain that the lightbulb is op and needs to be nerfed[/spoiler]
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Edited by RogueWolf02: 6/26/2015 1:01:19 AMThe fact that im only lvl 23 and im entering this contest[spoiler]this is the the part where you feel sorry and give me one[/spoiler]
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People who don't wanna spend $2 on a code
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9 items for 20 bucks
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4 RepliesWhat is big and white and will kill you if it hits you going 70 mph [spoiler]a refrigerator[/spoiler]
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If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna give me that code or just stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?
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So with that red bull thing that Destiny is teaming up with, do you think we get the entire drink at the time of purchase or buy it in segments?
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Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids. The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him. They thought one of their religious leaders would be a good intermediary. So a group of Trids and their minister went up the mountain and before they could even say one word the ogre kicked them down the mountain. Not being dismayed the Trids thought that maybe the ogre was Catholic, so they sent another delegation, this time led by the local priest. But alas, as they approached the ogre he once again kicked them all down the mountain. The Trids were upset until they thought that perhaps the ogre was Jewish. Unfortunately, no Trids were Jewish, so they wrote to the people of another land and asked them to send a Rabbi to help them with the ogre. The Rabbi arrived and led a delegation of Trids up the mountain. The ogre saw them coming and kicked all of them, except for the Rabbi, down the mountain. The Rabbi, having been told of the previous expeditions, wondered why he alone had not been kicked down the mountain, so he asked the ogre. The ogre laughed and replied: "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
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3 RepliesThis works so much better if you can do the accents, so read it with accents. A Jewish rabbi, a southern Baptist minister, and an Irish Catholic priest are hanging out, discussing each other's religion, you know, talking shop as it were. They all agree upon a challenge. "Let's all go to the woods and the first one to convert a bear to their respective religion wins," says the rabbi. All three set out. A couple days later, they meet up to see who won. Accents ensue. Irish catholic priest says,"Well as I walking through the woods, I came across a bear and we talked about becoming catholic. I am pleased to announce that he said twenty Hail Mary's and will be coming to church this Sunday to be converted." Southern baptist minister says," I was walking through the woods and I came across a bear so I wrestled him him into the water, and baptized him right there amen, amen, hallelujah. They both go to see the rabbi who is laid up in a hospital, almost completely covered in casts, and what little bit you could see of him was cut and bloody. The other two turn and ask, "What the heck happened?" The rabbi says, "You know, I do not think I should've started with a circumcision."
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2 RepliesSpelling be competition: Judges: "Please spell the word their." Contestant: "Could you use it in a sentence please?" Judges: "Yes, They're going to move from their house to go over there."
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I refuse to tell jokes!
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1 ReplyI went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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4 RepliesOh look another attention whore who wants her holes filled
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What do you call a dinosaur that previously managed a small business ? Ty-[i][u]ran-a-store[/u][/i]-us Rex
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What do you call a dinosaur that previously managed a small business ? Ty-[i][u]ran-a-store[/u][/i]-us Rex
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Edited by Raydontplay89: 6/26/2015 12:42:53 AMI was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuk it
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What do you call a dinosaur that previously managed a small business ? Ty-[i][u]ran-a-store[/u][/i]-us Rex
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Why are there no warlock exotic boots? They are always being carried
