Three men walk into a bar the first man is an atheist the second is a vegetarian and the third is a homosexual. I know this because they all said they where within the first five minutes they arrived! A man and women are in love but the woman moves for her job and sends a letter saying "If you are sad send a tear, you you are happy send a smile, when you eat send a bite, when you sleep send me your warmth" The man gets it and replied "I am on the toilet please advise"