(Warning! If you're easily offended don't read this joke) A nervous first time father to be sits nervously in the waiting room of a hospital waiting for his child to be born. There's been all kinds of noise and commotion coming from the delivery room as doctors and techs keep running in and out. Finally, everything settles down and it becomes completely silent. After a few moments the doctor comes out holding a newly born baby. The new father stands up and starts to walk toward the doctor holding his arms out to take his child. Suddenly the doctor takes the baby and hurls it against the wall. The mortified father looks at the doctor in complete shock. The doctor looks back at him and says "I was only kidding.. It was born dead."