I can just see it...
"Fatebringer OP plz nerf!"
"Stun lock is hacking!!"
"HoS14 blinds too much!"
thralls - "weight of darkness need buff"
dreg - "I earned my shock pistol"
I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Stealth Vandal justice.
EDIT: so much gold in here, keep it up!!
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