Dreg:MY PIKE!!!!!
Vandal: My pike is ruined, The Archon is gonna make me pay for it I HAVE NO MONEY WHAT CAN I DO!
-In a TV salesman voice- Tired of your pike getting lost,Stolen or even Destroyed?
Dreg:Yas
Vandal:Totaly scrub
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We can buy you a pike
Repair your pike
And even RECOVER your stolen pike (and let you kill the guardian thief)
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Well, I forgot about this, and this whole post.
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Lol, best comment today!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Edited by SwordOwl: 6/7/2015 7:02:26 AMWe. Are. [i]Farmed[/i]. -blam!- -bla-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-
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I like how I knew exactly what commercial you were referring to from the -blam!-s
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Just as planned
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Does it cover heavy pikes
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Edited by mccwrc09: 8/17/2015 10:16:52 PM-In a TV salesman voice- It does indeed Cover Heavy pikes, At a cheap price of 50 Glimmer We also cover -Skiffs -Devil walkers -Iron Walkers -Winter walkers -And wolf walkers And dont forget Ketches Walkers are 100 glimmer a month for 10 walkers And Ketches are 2000 glimmer a month Much cheaper than Prime Insurance and the other guys.[i][/i]
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I should have done that before stealing skolas ketch. (Accidentally exploded while getting out of the terminus ( ' - ')
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P.s never try to connect your prime servitor to your ketch weapons(specialty the rockets) just don't do it
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Aw dang I'll just have to done forget about ketches ;) lol
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Sweet I'll be sure to look into that