Call of Duty: Ghosts

I was in fourth grade, my buddy and I had a thing where we asked to go to the bathroom at a certain time so we could chill for a few minutes outside class. But today was different, you see. We actually needed to go to the bathroom. It wasn't a big deal, we walked to the other side of the school to prolong our break. As we approached the restroom we heard some shuffling and assumed someone else was in there. We were right. It wasn't until we actually entered the bathroom that we realized what we stooped into, and even then, our minds didn't comprehend it for a solid 10 seconds. What we saw wasn't a tard rubbing shit on himself and the walls. That's too easy. What we saw is forever burned into the deep facets of my mind where it will remain for eternity, I cringe writing of the tale. What we were witnessing was TWO male tards, one black, the other white. The colored gentlemen had his dick buried into the anal cavity of the white boy. You could see some shit crowning it's way out of the black kids ass. Now I want to tell you guys, this was WAY TOO FUCCIN INTENSE FOR A TEN UEAR OLD TO SEE. On top of the all out trauma we were facing, the tards had finally noticed our presence. They looked at us not in suprise, nor shame, but glee. They smiled at is man. It was at this point that I finally peeled my eyes off of the interracial gay atrocity in front of me, and looked at the mortified expression of sheer terror on the face of my friend. I can only assume that I held the same expression. Needless to say, I finally got a grip and pulled my friend out of the cursed lavatory and back to class. This is the first time I have spoken of this since.[spoiler]TL;DR my friend and I saw an interracial gay retarded orgy in our elementary school bathroom.[/spoiler]

Walked in on one of my friends getting pounded doggie-style by his bf. Two unwashed greasy hairy nerds just going at it, and lube dripping all over the carpet from the "point of entry." As soon as I walked in they started screaming incoherently and the one guy pulled out and ran into my buddy's closet. My friend just yelled "SURPRISE" like the autist he is and at that point I ran out. Now he gets really embarrassed whenever we mention it WHICH HE SHOULD BE. He never made any indication beforehand of what they were doing.

Riften Guard brutality 0_0

3 guys 1 hammer

Saw a 3 yo girl run for her mom across the street, fall in the road and had her head crushed under the tire of a moving truck. It's been 12 years. Sometimes still keeps me up at night.

A mouses head falling off

I've seen a mental person walk along a railway platform, turn around, pull his trousers down then shit / squirt (like what cows does) all over the tracks. On a separate occasion I've seen an incontinent drug user washing his shitty underwear with his bare hands, whilst he had some poo on his forehead and neck...p.s. I work on the railway,

Edit i dont win theres some terrible shit but neway Ummm i cut up a naked dead old lady my first year of med school Do i win? I cut her hands and face up to see the muscles and bones Yea i win [spoiler]yes we disected her vagina I had to watch a group do a dead dude Vomit[/spoiler]

Cousin tits

Gay guys kissing. Spooks r real

I saw 10 mins of the twilight saga

Your friend jizzed in a box of Cheez-Itz? Nice. My friend stuck a pencil up his butt, then lent it to a girl during a test. [spoiler]She kept sniffing it.[/spoiler]

My brother in what should have been a very private moment alone at age 14 :o

Okay, woman at a massage parlor got too relaxed, and began to crap herself. So she flings off the blankets and runs to the bathroom, leaving a trail of fecal matter behind her. So in other words, an old, fat naked woman crapping herself while running at full speed.

I saw a dead falcon with scorpions crawling in and out and eating its brain and lungs! 3spoopy5me