Ha! Well what really Happened is that this one creepy kid jizzed all over pepper jack cheez its ( note that they are white ), then handed it over to another guy to pass along to the final target. This target was suspicious about the box of cheez-it's, so the deliverer had to eat one to make them seem safe. Then the victim ate the whole damn box of them. That's when we all found out what was wrong with them It's still hard to believe that nobody got pregnant from that.