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Edited by Maras Wrath:
9/24/2015 3:24:41 PM
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A love letter to one of your favorite weapons.
Dear Black Hammer,
Thank you for always pushing me to do be better. The precision mag bonus that you give me for playing well is so wonderful. You are so selfless and humble being classified as a mere legendary so that my Gjallarhorn can still come along on our adventures together. I vow now to never dismantle you. I vow that you will always have a slot on solar burn strikes. Thank you for everything you have done, Black Hammer.
Go on, Guardians.
Show one of your favorite weapons a little love.
These are great! Keep 'em comin', guardians!
[b]wow, guys! 100 replies!
Let the love flow though you. <3 [/b]
[i]200+! You guys are rad. [/i]
[u]450+! I should bake you all cupcakes.[/u]
[b]EDIT: I dismantled my Black Hammer for a measly 100 Eris Morn rep. Now I feel guilty. [/b]
English
#Destiny
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49 Replies>I was only 9 years old >I loved Thorn so much, I had all the grimoire cards and 3d printed replicas >I pray to Thorn every night before bed, thanking him for the kills I've been given >"Thorn is love" I say; "Thorn is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a noob >I know he was just jealous of my 2 headshot kills >I called him a scrub >He blink shotguns me and sends me to go play rumble with NLB >I'm crying now, and my KD hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Thorn >I am so happy >It whispers into my ear "pchng pchng" >It downs my shields with its DoT and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Thorn >It penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Thorn >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Thorn >It fires in a mighty pchng as it fills my butt with his DoT >My dad walks in >Thorn looks him straight in the eyes and says "git gud scrub" >Thorn leaves and hides in my vault >Thorn is love. Thorn is life.
