You're gonna have a bad time playing destiny if:
You don't have Gjallahorn yet
You use No Land Beyond...evar
The other team has 3 defenders with crest of alpha lupi
You're trying to do the thorn pvp bounty
You've come in contact with KermitTheFrog
You get all your engrams from a loot cave
You're an OCD gun collector...cuz no rooms in da vault
Your favorite exotic is Universal Remote
You just got the Vex Mythoclast and want to try it out in crucible
You're running Cerberus Vae III with angry mod on and no burn
You run doubles skirmish and the other team has final round snipers
You maxed out all your exotics before TDB launched
You wanted an immersive, thought provoking story
You haven't reached puberty yet
You thought the forums were a good place to express your opinions
You like getting genuine feedback from community managers
You run into a ward of dawn like an idiot with a defender waiting for you (I told him I'd add it)
You cry nerf and they end up butchering all your favorite weapons
Your raid armor just became obsolete when the new expansion dropped
You re-upgraded your exotic weapon from Xur because you didn't pay attention to attack values
Your kid just deleted your account
You decided to put in the effort to obtain necrochasm
You french fried when you should've pizzad
You take this post too seriously and get offended...
Edit1: added a few more items to the list
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You're gonna have a bad time if the weekly update is just DeeJ practicing his creative writing...
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I can fix the cerberous problem. Thorn.
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Quality stuff right here ╔══╗ ♪ ٩(×̯×)۶ ║██║ ♪♫ ║ ( ● ) ♫ ҍմʍԹ ╚══╝♪ ♪
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Your night of raiding involves an LFG "32 Hunter, can run sword if needed to."
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With UR and any other shotgun I got 6k glimmer with one consumable.
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Edited by Un1337ninj4: 3/4/2015 6:54:40 AM#8, Your favorite Exotic is the Universal Remote. https://www.bungie.net/en/Legend/PGCR/1/4611686018429980869/2305843009216930676/1948559117 https://www.bungie.net/en/Legend/PGCR/1/4611686018429980869/2305843009216930676/1927918541 https://www.bungie.net/en/Legend/PGCR/1/4611686018429980869/2305843009216930676/1918324534 Archon Priest every-time. Love my baby, does over 4K to the boss outside his blast radius on Rocs. Now I'd certainly understand if the comment was for PI owners. [/jest]
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[quote]You decided to put in the effort to obtain necrochasm[/quote] It's a trophy gun. When HOW drops, the hard raid will be way too easy to be considered a challenge anymore.
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I don't french fry when I pizza
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Dude, universal remote is OP >___>
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If I am on your team in the crucible Or on a strike...
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...If you play Iron Banner ahead of a DLC release. All that gear gonna be soooo obsolete. That hour spent at the -blam!-ing Exclusion Zone getting the Glimmer to buy all the stuff Lord Saladin was selling? Waaaaaasted. And when you shatter all that old news, you won't get any Ascendant Materials from it, because -blam!- you.
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Finally! Excitement to start playing Destiny again... aaannnddd its gone.
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Basically you got it all right. It like there is a "top 10%" with the Ghorn, then all the peasants that don't have it. Though i don't like to complain because when they "fix" or "rebalance" anything, they end up taking their hand off one leek, and covering another leek in the boat that if destiny.
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You will have a hard time if you use the Hard Light.
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Most of this list I actually do haha
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Crucible against some clansmen
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You french fried when you should have pizza'd. 100% best part. South Park referance haha
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Tbag someone bc it starts a tbag war ಠ_ರೃ
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You deleted your pulse rifles pre-buff
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You're gonna have a bad time if you expected Destiny to be remotely at all like the trailers pre-release :c
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This is good, I laughed until I realized a lot of these are relevant to me - now I'm pondering my life choices lol
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You try to solo nightfall with all guns using the wrong element type that the nghtfall uses. [spoiler]I went into nightfall and kept trying to take arc shields down and all my guns were solar, even the primary. Let's Just Say, Lesson Learned. ;) Arc Burn This Week.[/spoiler]
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You realize all the lies Bungie made
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Edited by Unforgiven: 3/4/2015 5:10:23 AMYou will have a hard time if you hope for new events every month. LOL Kermitthefrog is a dick.
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... If you are playing the game just to get a g horn. That's really dumb.
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If you think blink strike has a long range because it's a teleport and then try to out melee a warlock.