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7/20/2014 6:00:14 PM
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Destiny is completely broken, please read
Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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33 RepliesFirst off - love the post. Thanks for the PARODY. I don't know why some others failed to miss it. Destiny is, by far, one of the most difficult FPS I've ever played. I am literally 10 pounds lighter because my nether regions have been completely cut off, wrapped in pretty paper, and given back to me with a heaping dose of "You suck." And I love it that way. I think that too many games cater to the person that is not willing to invest the time into it to develop the skills necessary to excel. Only one person actually gets to win a race. It's designed this way to force the rest of us to stop being mediocre and ramp up our race skills. Same here. I'm not a FPS master - I've gotten old and my 'twitch" no longer works so well. However, I will be extremely disappointed if the game is "dumbed down". To the victor go the spoils, and this game belongs in the hands of the frothy FPSer just as it is!
