The original voice actor for Shaggy from Scooby Doo, Casey Kasem, died yesterday. Not only that, but apparently his wife basically kidnapped him while he was under hospital care, after which he became septic and died. Pretty sad way to go.
Anyways, this may have been posted before, I didn't look very hard. Sorry Flood.
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>I was only 9 years old >I loved scooby doo so much, I had all the merchandise, movies, and shows on VHS >I pray to shaggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Shaggy is, like, love man", I say. "Shaggy is like, life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- pothead >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shaggy >I call him a spooky space kook >He slaps me and tells me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving towards me >It's shaggy and scooby doo >I'm so happy >he whispers in my ear "I see you, you're ready and you're willing" >he feeds me scooby snacks >we all get high as -blam!- >He grabs me with his scrawny hippie hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for shaggy and scoob >shaggy takes my mouth as the dog penetrates my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shaggy >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I'm getting shagged by shaggy >I push against their forces >I want to please Shaggy >Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOO" as my butt and mouth are filled with their love >My dad walks in >Shaggy looks him straight in the eye and screams "ZOINKS! Like, it's the monster, man!" >Scooby jumps on him >he tears his face off with his vicious dog jaws >it's not dad >it's Old Man Withers >"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids" >Shag and Scoob leave out the window >police come, they think old man withers -blam!- me >he gets a life sentence >Shaggy is love >Shaggy is life