>I was only 9 years old
>I loved scooby doo so much, I had all the merchandise, movies, and shows on VHS
>I pray to shaggy every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shaggy is, like, love man", I say. "Shaggy is like, life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- pothead
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shaggy
>I call him a spooky space kook
>He slaps me and tells me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>It's shaggy and scooby doo
>I'm so happy
>he whispers in my ear "I see you, you're ready and you're willing"
>he feeds me scooby snacks
>we all get high as -blam!-
>He grabs me with his scrawny hippie hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for shaggy and scoob
>shaggy takes my mouth as the dog penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shaggy
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I'm getting shagged by shaggy
>I push against their forces
>I want to please Shaggy
>Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOO" as my butt and mouth are filled with their love
>My dad walks in
>Shaggy looks him straight in the eye and screams "ZOINKS! Like, it's the monster, man!"
>Scooby jumps on him
>he tears his face off with his vicious dog jaws
>it's not dad
>it's Old Man Withers
>"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids"
>Shag and Scoob leave out the window
>police come, they think old man withers -blam!- me
>he gets a life sentence
>Shaggy is love
>Shaggy is life
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1000/10 would walk in again
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Your mom is a dog?
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U pray to a dog for ur life ??
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100/10
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I knew it was coming but I read it anyways. God whhhhy. [spoiler]10/10 shaggy shags[/spoiler]
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Post of the year material right here.
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[quote] Scooby howls a mighty "ROOBY ROOBY ROOOOO" [/quote] *laughter intensifies*