Is it a white whale though? Or a black one? And does it raise taxes? Is it a religious whale? Is it a filthy collaborator, or a bitchy nationalist? (for the nation of Oceania, of course) Does it believe in global warming? Oh, and yeah; does it like or dislike people? (if it dislikes them, then it's a politician) I'm very disappointed in your rudimentary understanding of the Great Art of Politics. You should probably go kill yourself.