Is it a white whale though? Or a black one? And does it raise taxes? Is it a religious whale? Is it a filthy collaborator, or a bitchy nationalist? (for the nation of Oceania, of course) Does it believe in global warming? Oh, and yeah; does it like or dislike people? (if it dislikes them, then it's a politician)
I'm very disappointed in your rudimentary understanding of the Great Art of Politics. You should probably go kill yourself.
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Does TSA let you travel? That edge is dangerous, you are probably a terrorist and are going to hijack a submarine.
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No. Since I am a narwhal, they didn't let me travel.
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Oh, well are you gay vegan and unborn then?
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Nope. I'm straight as a banana, carnivorous af, and deader than Rick Astley.
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Ok then, cary on my good sir narwhal
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Thank you, friendly platypus.
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No problem 👍