We here at jolly farm would like to apologize for the offending post which mislabeled our resident trash collector as a lord/lady of the night.
It seems we did not use our [i]head[/i] when constructing this previous post. In the [i]hereafter[/i] let it be known that all actions will be modeled after the life of Saint 14 and his blinding helm of righteousness.
We truly apologize for trying to [i]Ram[/i] our values into the community. Our post, in [i]Hell[/i], [i]Met[/i] with little scrutiny.
It is apparent th[i]AT[/i] [i]S[/i]ome of those who viewed the post could have been off put by its content. Rest assured we have chased out the vile web spinning [i]Arachnid[/i] which felt the previous post was acceptable.
Life is happiness, flowers, puppies, and kittens. No one dies, and we are certain that no fornication has ever happened.
We are certain all those in this community abhor profanity and violence and that none have ever sought to dip or dunk any sort of "bag" upon another player.
Respect and admiration for all.
Sincerely,
That guy that got banned because jokes are bad
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*cracks knuckles* my turn... Dear Mr. Befuddled We here at the Church of [b]the Ram[/b] sincerely apologize for the unfortunate turn of events that led to you contracting the [b]ATS/8[/b] virus, more commonly known as [b]Arachnid[/b] disease. We became aware of your blight through one of our [b]superspy[/b] agents who goes by the alias [b]Monte Carlo[/b]. We hope this does not discourage you attending our weekly Xur day events during which we celebrate the returning of the [b]Helm[/b] of our [b]14[/b]th [b]Saint[/b]. We also hope your passage to[b] the [/b][b]Hereafter[/b] will be a pleasant one. [b]Truth and Prototype[/b]s to you.