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5/27/2017 5:04:55 AM
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*cracks knuckles* my turn...
Dear Mr. Befuddled
We here at the Church of [b]the Ram[/b] sincerely apologize for the unfortunate turn of events that led to you contracting the [b]ATS/8[/b] virus, more commonly known as [b]Arachnid[/b] disease. We became aware of your blight through one of our [b]superspy[/b] agents who goes by the alias [b]Monte Carlo[/b].
We hope this does not discourage you attending our weekly Xur day events during which we celebrate the returning of the [b]Helm[/b] of our [b]14[/b]th [b]Saint[/b]. We also hope your passage to[b] the [/b][b]Hereafter[/b] will be a pleasant one.
[b]Truth and Prototype[/b]s to you.
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that was pretty good!
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I honestly hope you did not miss my previous Xur post which got banned. it was quite hilarious
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I may have missed it cause I needed to pay my Comcast bill. 😕
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DAMMIT!! Well basically the gist of it was that Xur was giving fellatio to others in the tower. I made jokes using the names of the helmets he was selling as if they were different requests one would make in a brothel. It was quite funny and even in the top five trending. Then I took my nap for the day and when I woke up it had been deleted hahaha
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omg! too spicy!
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Omg LMAO! Damnit indeed! 😂
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I even edited the title but apparently it was not enough to make the Ninjas leave me alone. I really thought it was funny and then it was taken away
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Funny? Yes. A bit over the top? Nope. Gives Ninjas an aneurysm? Oh yes...hence the swift removal.
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It actually stayed up for like four hours or so that's why I figured it was good. I should have known the Ninja's would come out of their west coast slumber to swing the ban hammer
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i'm quite sure they had a blast before removing it
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[i][b]"A NINJA! FROM THE ARMPIT OF BUNGIE!"[/b][/i] 😎
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Ninjas put the [b]Bung[/b] in [b]Bungie[/b]
