Somehow, you wake up in the year 2698. What does everything look like? What will be the first thing you do?
Tell me everything!
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Edited by JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW: 3/30/2016 3:13:41 AM>be me >2000 + 2^4 >Trump is elected president >he reveals that he is a god and cannot die >he uses his high energy to amend the constitution for him to become the supreme leader of America >upon hearing this, every single liberal on the planet killed themselves >in 2020, he invaded china and won >in 2024, he invaded the middle east >by 2050, he controlled the entire world except for mexico >the only religion now was Christianity >by 2078, Trump funded a super advanced space program with some of his $60 billion gorillion >using the legal workers in the American empire, spaceship production was done near instantly >each spaceship had been branded with the Trump name >by 2100, the entire solar system had been colonized >2126, first contact with aliens >the aliens had such low energy that they caused a threat to the interplanetary Trump empire >2127, war against the aliens >we almost wiped them out >Trump the graceful struck a deal with them(no surprise there) >in addition to peace, the aliens must pay a small amount of 1 million space rock, and must take all illegal mexicans from the empire >since that is such a good deal, they accept >with no illegal immigrants, the empire enters an everlasting golden age >by 2492, live expectancy has increased to 500 >by 2600, the American empire now spans across a couple galaxies >the workforce of the intergalactic American empire is the greatest in the entire universe >an economic boom ensues >the year is 2698 >minimum wage is still $9.00 >mfw
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Spartan 5s probably
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Check notifications.
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Edited by Sainyule: 4/3/2016 7:13:04 AMImmediately exit the vault and fuc[i][/i]k everyone over with high charisma
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Everything will be chrome in the future. FUTURE!
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FEUTUREEEEEE FEUTUREEEEE
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Wonder where the hell my son is and why my wife is shot dead next to me
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They...THEY KILLED MY WIFE AND TOOK MY SON!
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Edited by Deathstroke: 4/3/2016 6:59:53 AMFigure out how I lived so long. 682 years would have passed making me over 700 years old.
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Edited by Cappy: 4/3/2016 12:26:55 AMDid Reach fall?! It was all a dream, right?!
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I'd see if mechs were a thing yet.
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I get some power armor bitch
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1. Heil Trump The Ever Living 2. Be pissed that they still havent invented real hover boards 3. Do future drugs
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Me: "Are the Jews gone yet?" Some dude: "No." *back to sleep*
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Ask if the Jews are still around
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Edited by orkdestroyer1: 4/3/2016 12:15:50 AMGo to the nearest goverment (or ruling body) building to ask for laws and guidelines concerning the year i am in, once i have revised these laws and guidelines i shall set off on a quest for BOOTY (and potentially alien BOOTY) And go to the nearest pawnbroker to sell off all these 'relics' i brought from the 21st century (just some crap like a pound coin ect)
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Halo. It started in the 2500's if I'm correct
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Find out if they invented lightsabers yet.
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Plow some future pussy
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Laugh because 2 -69- 8 Geddit I'm 5 and I think this is funny.
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Check to see if Destiny lived for 10 years and was successful. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) In all seriousness I'd probably just see what iPhone number they're on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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find and bang my crushes descendants
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Why 2698? Wouldn't it have been easier just to say 2700
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I need a sandwich
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Cowboy Bebop shit
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Goto the restroom! I always have to pee after a long nap. [spoiler]But on a more serious note I'd find a future phone book and look up my last name to find some family or see where my family line has ended. [/spoiler]