>be me
>2000 + 2^4
>Trump is elected president
>he reveals that he is a god and cannot die
>he uses his high energy to amend the constitution for him to become the supreme leader of America
>upon hearing this, every single liberal on the planet killed themselves
>in 2020, he invaded china and won
>in 2024, he invaded the middle east
>by 2050, he controlled the entire world except for mexico
>the only religion now was Christianity
>by 2078, Trump funded a super advanced space program with some of his $60 billion gorillion
>using the legal workers in the American empire, spaceship production was done near instantly
>each spaceship had been branded with the Trump name
>by 2100, the entire solar system had been colonized
>2126, first contact with aliens
>the aliens had such low energy that they caused a threat to the interplanetary Trump empire
>2127, war against the aliens
>we almost wiped them out
>Trump the graceful struck a deal with them(no surprise there)
>in addition to peace, the aliens must pay a small amount of 1 million space rock, and must take all illegal mexicans from the empire
>since that is such a good deal, they accept
>with no illegal immigrants, the empire enters an everlasting golden age
>by 2492, live expectancy has increased to 500
>by 2600, the American empire now spans across a couple galaxies
>the workforce of the intergalactic American empire is the greatest in the entire universe
>an economic boom ensues
>the year is 2698
>minimum wage is still $9.00
>mfw
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