So flood, what do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[spoiler]I'm a girl. [/spoiler]
EDIT: All you faithful folk give me hope for humanity. Thanks <3
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[quote]Take the other half of my sheets back[/quote]
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I panic, look around, and resume the previous nights spooning
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I'd say," shhh, my mother will never find out..." [spoiler]im 14 btw[/spoiler]
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nudes?
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Wonder how two people could fit in my trash can. [spoiler]Hawt I know[/spoiler]
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Well?!
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Edited by Commander Zavala: 8/17/2015 6:19:41 AMIdk, its 1:20 am where I am right now, I'm krabby and can't fall asleep, so leave me the -blam!- alone please. [spoiler]sorry it got so mean. Smoke weed everyday.[/spoiler]
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Let you have your way with me. [spoiler]Yeah bby make me wash those dishes[/spoiler]
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Ask if I can fûck you
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See if you're hungry and either make or buy food.
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Well, now that I'm single, make you some food, talk, and if I like your personality, likely try to seduce you.
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Grab my toys if you know what I mean
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How many lonely infants have we here?
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Why did you change your name, Sheisnotinsane?
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Round 3 for my responses: how do you deal him in your bed
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Wow this is still going on. I guess I'll join in. So what did we do last night anything interesting
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Why do monkeys write silly comments like this?
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Well luckily I keep the world's smallest hand gun. So if I woke up with you next to me I would aim and shoot a bear in his ear to anger him. Then I would leave and allow you to fend for yourself. You don't just wake up next to the Fartmonkey.
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Dat pussy
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Playing with dat pussy
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Edited by PJ Sam: 8/17/2015 3:41:05 AMI'm honestly not sure it depends how dressed you were in bed with me if you were fully dressed I would assume that we did nothing and I would talk to you and try to determine who da flip you are if you weren't dressed I would approach the situation a little more calmly and make you breakfast then bombard you with questions
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Be confused as to how two people fit on my couch sideways.
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Well, it involves some russling in the sheets and blankets ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Building a blanket fort ofc[/spoiler]
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Roll over and go back to sleep
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Get up and make pancakes for the both of us. And while eating have a conversation. *takes bite of pancake* So...what's your name? :3