Well, now that I'm single, make you some food, talk, and if I like your personality, likely try to seduce you.
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Oh no something happened??
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I dumped her because she was broken mentally and emotionally as a person and could never function in society. Plus having her constantly threatening to kill herself (and being serious about it) to get her way was getting annoying.
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Ohhh i feel u
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Now she's kind of turning into a stalker type, and school starts again soon, and I might have a class with her, so...yeah, I'm screwed.
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I can "help" for a price
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If I wanted that I already have people I can contact. Now, seeing as no real professional would attempt to advertise themselves so publicly, and do so on a site with, quite frankly, subpar web security, stop pretending to be what you aren't in order to try and look cool on the Internet. It's not working by any stretch on the word.
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Inherit cancer and die .
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Unintelligent insult. Please at least try.
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Its called venting on an asshole who cant take a joke.
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I was joking dumbass. Of course I wasnt serious. Bet it took you 3hours to come up with that lame ass comeback. Try something called a chill pill. Focking [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] asshole eating dickhead.
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Ok, 3 hours? Try 30 seconds to type it out. Besides that, I must apologize, as looking back it is fairly obvious that it was a joke, it just that I've been dealing with...stuff over the past couple days that has made me take certain things very seriously.
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I can accept the apology. I apologize for telling you to inherit cancer and die.
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Now that we've both apologized, let us move on.
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To greater pastures[spoiler]Its actually 6:00a.m. where im at, im taking my happy ass to sleep[/spoiler]
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7 a.m. here, due to stuff I'm dealing with I haven't slept in 52 hours now, exempting a one hour nap about 36 hours ago. FML.
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But leave personal feelings at home and not on the internet. Leaves a bad.taste with everyone involved.