I'll let you guys guess these.
[quote]-Gloves, no gloves, gloves
-Dead bodies sink[/quote]
[quote]-Lavitz dies
-Gets replaced by a -blam!- I can make can jokes about[/quote]
[quote]-Can't into Norse mythology
-MY WIFE!!! for 90% of the game
-Oh god the -blam!-ing camera controls[/quote]
[quote]-Memelands[/quote]
[quote]-Sir, not finishing this campaign[/quote]
[quote]-Perhaps you would like to invoke 'UN Sanctions.' Ha ha![/quote]
[quote]-Putting points into swimming
-A Bomb!?![/quote]
[quote]-Pandering to SJW's
-Tri-color choices[/quote]
[quote]-George Lucas disagrees
-Half the game content is cut
-The 'sequel' hits an iceberg[/quote]
[quote]-Sewer levels the game[/quote]
[quote]-Expecting flawless gameplay in a Bethesda title[/quote]
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[quote]-Gloves, no gloves, gloves -Dead bodies sink[/quote] This sounds familiar. [quote]-Can't into Norse mythology -MY WIFE!!! for 90% of the game -Oh god the -blam!-ing camera controls[/quote] Gears 2. [quote]-Memelands[/quote] Borderlands [quote]-Sir, not finishing this campaign[/quote] Obvious game is obvious. [quote]-Pandering to SJW's -Tri-color choices[/quote] Mass Threeffect [quote]-George Lucas disagrees -Half the game content is cut -The 'sequel' hits an iceberg[/quote] TFU [quote]-Expecting flawless gameplay in a Bethesda title[/quote] Skyrim? Could be a lot of things...
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Second up. Dead island?
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3rd from the bottom is SWThe force unleashed