My dumbest moments were during crotas end when someone placed a trip mine on the ground outside of the ogre door, then proceeded to be killed by the mine he decided to place right below him. And one time we ran the dust palace nightfall with a random and the kid swore you had to kill all 3 of the bosses at the same time.
Edit 1: made the post destiny wide instead of strictly just raids, also added a "best of" where the dumbest gaurdian story's will be featured. Thanks to everyone who's shared their stories.
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Ome time in challenge of the elders I trowt a tripmine at the shank thinking it would stick well it bounced of and landed beneath it next to me. Well I comfirmed it they won't stick and they will kill you
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Imma necro bump this
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Me failing at jumps because I forgot which class I was using
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Play crucible.
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Break down their only rocket launcher before the final fight in Croats fall raid
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Patrol Venus
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Kings fall normal sisters I went to the wrong plate as runner and I was using blink
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Last round of Hard Oryx CHAL Mode I was the runner and I was nearly to get the brand when my brother yells "i got it" he was playing catch with his friend in the basement smh everyone steps off their plate and well yeah ;(
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A guy tried to kill the fanatic of Crota with the sword without taking down it's shields.
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My friend had a level 40 Hunter and didn't know what a bubble was...
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[i][u]AND HEREBY THREAD; I REVIVE THEE![/u][/i]
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Necrobump
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Nekros uses raise the dead
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Someone said that if you shoot Atheon when you have Time's Vengeance he spawns more Oracles. He kicked 4 people for shooting him. We basically were just laughing so hard the entire time, while we did NO damage to Atheon.💀RIP
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Guy tried to stagger Oryx with an Imago Loop... After we'd expressly told everyone to pull out their snipers.
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Edited by Bruh: 2/13/2016 2:53:38 PMWe got Atheon to almost no health and I rushed him with peregrine greaves and fist of havok, my teammates were screaming stop, but my friend turned on eye of the tiger as soon as I hit the first blow, then I killed him with FoH. Best and stupidest thing I've ever done.
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Starting up warpriest hard we invited 2 more people to join who were squeakers. They were barking orders from the get go at totems. Not to mention they were dying left and right at 310+ light level. So warpriest spawns and kid say oh I'll be right back. He got slaughtered and we had to wipe. Who the hell leaves to get something when the boss spawns? Wtf. We beat him then kicked the 2 squeakers
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A friend of mine invited me to raid with his group. He said that we would be cheesing the totems. I asked how and why. He responded with the sword trick, and said that it is faster and easier. I do not play with this person anymore.
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>VoG Days >Templar >Team doesn't kill all Oracles >"Cleanse!" >Me:Jumps down to center >"What are you doing?" >Me:*Facepalms* >"Guardian Down" I had completed Templar before, and was fully aware of the mechanics. I still cringe to this day.
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Helping newbies do normal oryx half the team had never beaten him before this happened...
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Grown ass men who yell and scream when they get a drop they want.
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Someone said, what's a crota 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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There is always one moron in an LFG raid party and this one kid just last week was ours. He was running a Titan on Oryx. So, he's running the Blessings bubble up top and he proceeds to die 3 times in the Raid. The first time by falling off the tower due to "I was trying to get a better angle on the 4th Knight." The 4th Knight was in the back left totem...he fell off into the Darkness which from that side has Zero Angle to the 4th Knight! Then he later died from jumping down into the Aura and somehow missed the Aura and got Centurioned in the face. :/ Then got slammed on by the Shade because he was running in circles and was basically standing right behind our Res Warlock. SMH
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Year 1 VoG Kid: OK I'm running Striker, no one use Defender. Me: Why not buttercup? Kid: Because if you run Defender you won't get exotics. Me: And why is that Little Light? Kid: Cause you won't and stop calling me weird names. Me: Well I'm running Sunsinger any ways. Kid: No run Voidwalker, Sunsinger is a stupid raid class. Me: Oh? Do tell why Watson. Kid: Cause it is! And who is freaking Watson!? Me: I don't know you tell me Jimbo Roony. *I immediately get kicked I proceeded to take a victory lap around the house
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I asked someone to revive me during vog hard
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Sisters, I was the jumper. I tried to jump for the sniper plate by mistake, twice! Idiot.