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3/4/2015 6:59:17 PM
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There is a Christian on my porch, what do I do?
Jk
I had some JW's round at my house, I tried to be polite, but they started criticising the way my parents didn't bring me up with religion, so I went on a rant. They came back one day and I saw them approaching my window so I turned my guitar amplifier up to 10 and leant my guitar on it so the feedback would be horrifically loud, and I pretended that I couldn't hear what they were saying as if nothing was abnormal, they just walked away.
My gran also told them 'Jesus can come in but you can -Blam!- off!'
[spoiler]You can probably tell we aren't religious.[/spoiler]
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My cousin once answered the door to a JW wearing a rosary, a boon hat, holding a bottle of liquor, a bible, and a shotgun no lie, as a joke. He opened the screen door while holding the bible to the glass, the guy immediately is like "Well you can still come to the pancake breakfast" gave us a flyer, and left. He never came back.
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porch day?
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Lol "I found a JW on my Porch today, it followed me home like a mile..."
