Me and my friend were just chilling and I got a knock on my door. They asked about my neighbors and I said I didn't know them that well(except their dog).
They asked if they could pray(and me with them). I said sure(they didn't)
They then said,"I assume your Christian?"
I said no I'm not into religion.
They asked me why I was gonna pray with them. I simply said because I respect your religion and I want you to feel comfortable with your ways of ideals. They thought I was messed up.
After that I was asked if I was 18. I said I'm 16 and then they asked is there anyone they could pray for in my family. I wanted to say no one but I was kind and said my sister. I would've said my great grandma but they were a few months late. They asked what I thought God looks like I said human, just really old.
[spoiler]I start getting annoyed[/spoiler]
I'll jump to the end.
They were pushy but like a nice pushy. So they're coming back Saturday to talk more God. I hope I sleep in to miss it.
I secretly think my family (dad side) is trying to make me religious.
-
[b] [/b]
-
Hang a pentagram on the door with a bunch of upside down crosses.
-
First, good on you for being nice. Second, next time they come over have a naked chick (gf or sister if you're from West Virginia) walk down with a strap-on & ask if they're into pegging as well. Third, ignore prior option & just tell them while you appreciate their concern, you are quite content with your chosen religion (or lack thereof) & you have no intention of converting. However, if they still need to pray for someone, tell them to pray for you. It'll at least make them feel better & you can get rid of them without being an ass. Side note- If they continue to be pushy you could just say that if they don't leave you alone you are going to squirt mustard sauce on them. Or kick their ass, your choice. Go with the mustard. I hope you live in my neighborhood because I want to see people being chased by some dude wielding a mustard bottle.
-
The hell kind of a Christian goes door to door? Leave that shit to the cultists.
-
Easy brainwash incoming.
-
Answer the door naked with a beer in one and a porno in the other
-
If they ask why you do something shout "FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN OF COURSE!"
-
You've earned their trust now convert them to the dark lord chin chin
-
That's... Odd. But thank you for tolerating them. You're a good person.
-
Don't sleep past it. Every time they mention Jesus or God, shriek like you are possessed. You have an opportunity, take it.
-
Sounds like Mormons...
-
If they didn't say anything about Jesus then they probably weren't Christians. Most Christians don't go door to door
-
Just remember that prayer is like masturbation, it only makes you feel good.
-
Get a gun and threaten them if they come back if you don't want them there
-
Yeah, I'm a Christian and that's just weird. My old church sometimes allows this one gas station to drop the price by 20 cents for 2 hours and used to go to the mall before the stores opened in Black Friday and give out free hot chocolate. That's how you "witness". We would not let them donate anything either. We wanted it to be a free gift, no strings attached.
-
I'm Christian, but I also get annoyed at pushy religious people. Religion is like a penis, it's good to be proud of it, but you shouldn't shove it down other people's throat. If it helps, just remember that these people genuinely believe they are helping you and that letting them talk to you really makes them happy. It's your good deed for the day. Thank you for your tolerance towards strangers with different perspectives than you. Some Christians could learn from you.
-
Just remember one thing. Not everyone who claims to be a christian is actually a christian. Not all that glitters is gold.
-
On Saturday dress up like the devil and answer the door with a bloody (fake blood of course) dagger in your hand and just say "its not a good time right now im in the middle of something"
-
What if it was all a plot to get to know you and your family and now they are coming back to rob you.
-
There is a Christian on my porch, what do I do? Jk I had some JW's round at my house, I tried to be polite, but they started criticising the way my parents didn't bring me up with religion, so I went on a rant. They came back one day and I saw them approaching my window so I turned my guitar amplifier up to 10 and leant my guitar on it so the feedback would be horrifically loud, and I pretended that I couldn't hear what they were saying as if nothing was abnormal, they just walked away. My gran also told them 'Jesus can come in but you can -Blam!- off!' [spoiler]You can probably tell we aren't religious.[/spoiler]
-
Christians don't go door to door. You weren't dealing with a Christian.
-
I Don't have a problem with those people, It's those Asians that want to vacuum my couch. They assume i have an old couch downstairs #Weirdo
-
Tell them... "Thank you Christians... You have enlightened me, I have discovered the error of my ways. I now pray to our one true lord and savior, satan, may we all join him in eternal fire..." If they haven't left at this point, offer them inside for a goat sacrifice
-
And that's why you don't answer the door
-
Don't let people shove it down your throat .... Listen to them one time and if you don't feel a calling to give your life to God just yet then let them know. If they were real christians they will just pray for you and move on not cram it down your throat. But it sounds like JW's walking around .... Def NOT christian.
-
It's 2015 - don't regress. Tell them to sling their hook and not come back. Or do what I do and try to sell them things whilst they're stood at your door. I usually have a pair of shoes or a phone book by the door that I can use as a prop. They soon get the picture.