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Edited by Raptix: 3/4/2015 6:01:14 PM
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If Sepiks Prime was green...

He'd be Sepiks Lime. If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine. Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts! Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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  • Edited by Mr. Corioliss: 2/15/2015 8:05:19 AM
    If he was a basketball player he'd drop Sepiks dimes If he was a coke addict he'd do Sepiks lines If he were a french street performer he'd be a Sepiks mime. If he were nice to you he'd be Sepiks kind If he made short video clips they'd be Sepiks vines if he could tie rope well he would put you in as Sepiks bind. If he shot snot at you he'd call it Sepiks slime Since he's machine god he'd probably have a Sepiks shrine In his spare time he does Sepiks crimes While rapping he drops Sepiks rhymes If he were made by Hellen Keller he'd be Sepiks blind If he went to dinner he would Sepiks dine For thanksgiving he has to Sepiks brine the turkey to level up his warlock he does the Sepiks grind. His kid is a graphing calculator who's signature skill is the Sepiks sin If you forgot your watch you can ask for the Sepiks time If xur worked for him he would be xur agent of the Sepiks nine. If he were a fruit you'd have to peel bis Sepiks rind If you're on the way to his base, be careful not to step on a Sepiks mine. If he were a hiker he'd take a Sepiks climb If he were dirty he'd be covered in Sepiks grime If he were a tree he'd be a Sepiks pine. The strike is getting old. It's on the Sepiks decline When he retires hell Sepiks resign I wonder what he does in his Sepiks downtime.

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