If he was a basketball player he'd drop Sepiks dimes
If he was a coke addict he'd do Sepiks lines
If he were a french street performer he'd be a Sepiks mime.
If he were nice to you he'd be Sepiks kind
If he made short video clips they'd be Sepiks vines
if he could tie rope well he would put you in as Sepiks bind.
If he shot snot at you he'd call it Sepiks slime
Since he's machine god he'd probably have a Sepiks shrine
In his spare time he does Sepiks crimes
While rapping he drops Sepiks rhymes
If he were made by Hellen Keller he'd be Sepiks blind
If he went to dinner he would Sepiks dine
For thanksgiving he has to Sepiks brine the turkey
to level up his warlock he does the Sepiks grind.
His kid is a graphing calculator who's signature skill is the Sepiks sin
If you forgot your watch you can ask for the Sepiks time
If xur worked for him he would be xur agent of the Sepiks nine.
If he were a fruit you'd have to peel bis Sepiks rind
If you're on the way to his base, be careful not to step on a Sepiks mine.
If he were a hiker he'd take a Sepiks climb
If he were dirty he'd be covered in Sepiks grime
If he were a tree he'd be a Sepiks pine.
The strike is getting old. It's on the Sepiks decline
When he retires hell Sepiks resign
I wonder what he does in his Sepiks downtime.
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Ayooo
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Sepiks sin lmao
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Lmaoo
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Honestly the funniest one was how his son was a graphing calculator.
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May I ask how you thought of these.
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Lol I told my friend the ops pun while we were doing the Sepiks strike and we just started spewing puns back and fourth, then I remembered a few and put them here. There are more though. Just can't remember.
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You guys deserve an applause,
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The first one lol!
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Bumpskis
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Yeah, so youve won.
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Props to youಠ_ಠ
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You won the Internet today
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It was time to Sepiks shine.
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If he were a lawn ornament he'd be a Sepiks chime.