He'd be Sepiks Lime.
If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine.
Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D
Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts!
Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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I did my bitches hair today and made warlocks Sometimes the crucible is a little quiet and you might have to Break the Ice Stupid Cabal (cable) guy was being a Thorn and thought he could shut off my TV but I had my synthesis (money) ready and I had The Last Word I broke the clock with the quickness so they call me the "TIMEBREAKER" Damn bull tried to kill me with his Gjallarhorn My plan A failed and B didn't make sense so I had to pull out my Plan C Nîgga with big ass pockets call that Pocket Infinity My cat kept murmur(ing) when I pet him It took them forever until they Found Verdict and he ended up receiving a Corrective Measure I'm pretty sure the real expression is The Culling before the storm The Thunderlord came rolling in faster than expected I killed The Devil You Know and The Devil You Don't resulting in a Red Death The NFL sent me a Helm Of Saint since I'm such a big fan All I needed was Engram of weed Hezen got his Vengence on Praedyth but now he wanted Revenge Lol idk I'm done