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Edited by Raptix: 3/4/2015 6:01:14 PM
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If Sepiks Prime was green...

He'd be Sepiks Lime. If Xur was a chiropractor, he'd be an Agent of the Spine. Edit: Keep up the Destiny puns guys, I'm loving it :D Edit2: Oh my Sepiks Prime, we broke 1000 punny posts! Edit3: I can't believe this topic is still around.
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